HOLYSHITTHEBAKERYPASSEDITSFINALINSPECTIONANDWILLFINALLYBEOPENINGSOON.

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I can’t even get over how adorable she is most of the time.
Dear country fried steak from the chicago diner: If I could make you my boyfriend, I would.

I had a dream the other day that I was actually making out with someone and I almost puked when I woke up. I just, tongues and spit. I can’t do it.

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I wish I had enough confidence to be a dancer because coming home with $1,000 some nights sounds a little awesome.

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I wish I didn’t live with all dumb girls so I didn’t have to wear pants ever.
Always having eye boogies.

Today I was walking home from work and some guy said to me “damn girl why you so white?!” …..like, is that a real thing? Did you really just ask me that? I’m sorry my porcelain skin offended you, dick.

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